I should have killed him straight away.
It would have been a mercy.
I’m capable of mercy.
...he smelled of starlight.
Released on Sat 31 Mar 2012. Available by clicking here!
There is a madman at my console.
A brand new madman. The air around him tastes of regeneration and he makes strange noises as he flies about my room.
I do not like him.
I try to hurl him from my doors, eject him out into the world as London whirls away beneath us, but he clings and he claws and he crawls back inside me.
His fingers scrabble at my heart and poke and tear at my brain, and I bite his skin with sparks and spit my smoke into his eyes but it makes him laugh all the harder and I do not like him.
He tries to make me dance for him and blow sweet kisses through the universe and wrap the vortex round my skin but I do not bend to his will and at last he understands -
I may be stolen but he is not my thief.
Released on Sat 7 Apr 2012. Available by clicking here!
"... sure I disconnected this thing after last time... Oh, hello, Alistair! Of course I'm happy to hear from you... 2009, you say? Peru? ... Dug it out of storage, you say? ... Oh, well, I'm far too busy to be bothered by a little theft... What's missing?... Really? ... They're dead, Brigadier, all of them... I assure you, the Zygons are all dead..."
Released on Sat 14 Apr 2012. Available by clicking here!
It's the middle of summer, and tourists flock to the quaint seaside town of Ackton-on-the-Water to enjoy the historic sights and sandy beaches. But the perfect day is about to be ruined, as a lone Silurian warrior stalks the apes from the shadows, desperate to feast upon their flesh; and an army of Sea Devils is about to rise up from beneath the waves and declare war on humanity.
When the Doctor arrives, he faces a race against time to stop chaos from breaking out and consuming the entire planet. Earth's fate hangs in the balance, as its warring inhabitants battle for supremacy. All three societies want it for themselves, but can the Doctor finally bring peace to the war-torn world? Its future must be decided - for better or for worse.
Released on Sat 21 Apr 2012. Available by clicking here!
Chapter 12: The Fall.
Now I’ve thrilled you with my meteoric rise to the top of Infragilis Incorporated, it gives me great sadness to have to recount to you my fall, and the reason I’m here in this prison cell rather than my three storey mansion, like I should be. It’s a story you may find hard to believe, that is if that blasted UNIT doesn’t censor it. Yes, this may sound crazy, but I can assure you it happened...
Released on Sat 28 Apr 2012. Available by clicking here!
The Daleks. The Cybermen. The Sontarans, the Silurians under Earth and even Time Lords themselves have tried to kill The Doctor. The great warrior.
But as bloody as his past is, his future is infinitely more terrifying. The fields of Trenzalore, where no man may speak a lie, is where the Doctor will someday be asked the question, and an answer he will give. The Answer shall never be uttered, and The Doctor must never, ever, be allowed to reach trenzalore.
Silence will fall.
Released on Sat 5 May 2012. Available by clicking here!
I was the man who lived through the Time War.
I am the Master – but I won’t be much longer.
I need to record my thoughts so that I know who I was once I’m someone else.
Are you confused yet?
Released on Sat 12 May 2012. Available by clicking here!
The mark sits before me, staring quizzically at my face. I stretch a chocolate talon towards him, pull the rock-candy nail of one finger across the back of his hand, and draw blood.
“So,” he asks, “you intend to kill me?”
“I do,” I reply. “It is a business deal, nothing more. Someone wants you dead. Just think of me, if you like, as an icing gun for hire.”
“Why?” he asks. “Why kill anyone at all?”
“It’s what I do,” I answer. “It’s how I’m made. But first, I have stories to tell you. Such sweet, sweet stories. My name...” – and I pause; the moment is too delicious – “...is the Kandyman.”
Released on Sat 19 May 2012. Available by clicking here!
I’m here Doctor. Still.
You thought you’d left me behind, didn’t you? Thought you’d buried me at Arcadia? Cast me into the
heart of the Nightmare Child? Left me behind like one of your Companions? You didn’t.
I’m still here, Time Lord.
And I’ve been waiting for you.
Released on Sat 26 May 2012. Available by clicking here!
Now, I don’t like to complain.
But thing is, with his nibs, the Great Scientist, bloody Davro over there, it’s all rhetoric,
innit? It’s all “The Kaleds shall prevail!” and “The Travel Machines shall bring us victory!” and “The power of static
electricity shall crush the Thal horde!” All mouth and trousers, that’s his problem. Leather ones, the ponce.
Wouldn’t be so bad if he could think up a decent bloody name for me.
Released on Sat 2 Jun 2012. Available by clicking here!
Part the First, in which:
The scoundrels Garron & Unstoffe (ret.) become Stinking
Rich. They bother a notably twitchy Time Lord. They are rudely
boarded. They are Atomized. Unstoffe is Besotted. Matters of
Draconian Dinner Etiquette and Celestial Mechanics are discussed
under Pressing Circumstances. A Spear stops Singing.
Released on Sat 7 Jul 2012. Available by clicking here!
Part the Second, in which:
Spoilers are Avoided. A Number of Corridors are traversed. Oneness
with the Universe is Achieved. An Unbearable Occurrence occurs.
Unstoffe remembers Moe. A Trilling Sound bothers the Bobs. There is a
Hook, a Line and a Stinker. A retirement is deferred.
Released on Sat 14 Jul 2012. Available by clicking here!